Jika gigi tampak jarang dan kecil

Wanita yang memiliki gigi kecil dan jarang-jarang ini biasanya memiliki perangai yang sangat buruk. Wanita ini paling suka menilai orang lain tapi ia tidak mau dirinya dinilai oleh orang lain. Buruknya lagi, wanita ini tidak pernah mau kalah di hadapan suaminya. Kualitas seks yang dimiliki wanita ini juga cenderung biasa-biasa saja, bahkan cenderung pasrah jika diajak berhubungan oleh pasangannya.

Jika gigi tampak sedang dan rata

Wanita bergigi seperti ini biasanya memiliki sifat yang baik hati dan suka menolong. Bahkan kebiasaannya selalu berusaha untuk membahagiakan pasangannya. Yang mengasyikkan lagi, wanita bergigi seperti ini, pandai bermain di atas ranjang. Bahkan kemampuannya patut diperhitungkan karena mampu main berjam-jam di peraduan. Tinggal bagaimana sang laki-laki mengimbangi permainan wanita bergigi rata ini.

Jika gigi tampak besar dan jarang-jarang

Wanita model ini dalam buku tersebut diterangkan, biasanya wanita suka memfitnah dan selalu iri hati terhadap keberhasilan orang lain. Bahkan, kalau keinginannya tidak dituruti, ia sering kali marah-marah dan melakukan apa saja agar kemauannya itu terpenuhi. Pria yang yang mendapat istri bertipe seperti ini hendaknya berhati-hati, setidaknya harus sabar menyikapi segala kelakuannya. Apalagi menghadapi sifat manja yang dibuat-buat akan membuat kita semakin kesal. Sehingga Kalau ada pria yang mendapat wanita bertipe gigi seperti ini, hendaknya mampu membimbing dan harus extra sabar menghadapi segala perbuatannya.

Jika gigi tampak maju ke depan

Tipe wanita ini macam-macam, kalau giginya kecil ia biasanya masih bisa ditoleransi, artinya tidak terlalu memeras suami. Namun, jika bentuk giginya besar-besar, laki-laki yang mendapat cinta dari wanita ini harus siap menerima segala caci maki yang kadang-kadang tidak mendasar. Wanita dengan bentuk gigi seperti ini biasanya mudah mengeluh dan tidak pernah menerima apa yang telah didapatkan. Tapi dalam urusan ranjang, wanita bertipe gigi seperti ini termasuk golongan wanita yang agresif.

Jika gigi tampak ada yang gingsul

Jika wanita ini memiliki gingsulnya tepat pada pinggir gigi, tentu menambah kecantikan si wanita tersebut. Namun jika sebaliknya, gingsul bertempat di depan, maka akan mengganggu wajah si pemilik gigi tersebut. Tapi pada dasarnya wanita yang memiliki gigi gingsul ini enak diajak bicara. Pengetahuannya luas walaupun sikapnya agak kekanak-kanakan. Dalam urusan seks, wanita ini sangat pintar membahagiakan pasangannya. Wanita bertipe gigi seperti ini sangat mengetahui apa yang diinginkan oleh pasangannya.

Jika gigi tampak masuk ke dalam

Biasanya wanita yang memiliki gigi seperti ini, sangat pendiam. Mungkin lebih pas dikatakan pemalu. Sikapnya yang malu dan kurang terbuka, membuat banyak kaum pria keranjingan untuk membuka sifat dasarnya. Kalau ia berparas cantik, banyak pria yang akan berlomba mendapatkan gadis bergigi masuk ke dalam ini. Sayangnya dalam hal seks wanita bertipe gigi seperti ini agak pasif. Sehingga si pria harus pintar merangsang agar wanita ini menjadi aktif.

Jika gigi kecil dan rancak

Umumnya wanita bergigi kecil memiliki wajah imut-imut. Orang mengatakan baby face, artinya tampak muda terus walaupun usianya menginjak 40 lebih. Sifat wanita ini menyenangkan, dia bisa memberikan perhatian penuh terhadap pasangannya. Suka menolong dan baik bertutur kata. Jadi berbahagialah bagi pria yang mendapatkan wanita bergigi kecil dan rancak ini. Sebab hari-harinya selalu dipenuhi oleh keindahan. Apalagi jika diatas ranjang, wanita ini selalu dapat mengimbangi keinginan pasangnnya.

Bagaimana dengan gigi Anda?

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’

‘It was Bob the next door neighbour,’ she replies.

‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2
A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, ‘Father, remember Psalm 129?’

The priest apologized ‘Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.’

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, ‘Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.’

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’

‘Me first! Me first!’ says the admin clerk. ‘I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.’

Puff! She’s gone.

‘Me next! Me next!’ says the sales rep. ‘I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.’

Puff! He’s gone.

‘OK, you’re up,’ the Genie says to the manager.

The manager says, ‘I want those two back in the office after lunch.’

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, ‘Can I also sit like you and do nothing?’

The eagle answered: ‘Sure, why not.’

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.

‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree’ sighed the turkey, ‘but I haven’t got the energy.’

‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull. They’re packed with nutrients.’

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there..

Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:

1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!

THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE
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