Miss Universe Contest

Author: Kadek

AMERICA
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman……… (Applause! Applause!)

SPAIN
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro (Bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening…. (Applause! Applause!)

PHILIPPINES
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth…… (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)

SAUDI ARABIA
Question: Ms Soudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door….. (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! applause!)

MALAYSIA
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft……… (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! )

SINGAPORE
Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over —– (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)

INDIA
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms India: Because it works day and night…… (Applause! Applause! Applause! )

INDONESIA
Question: Ms Indonesia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?

“to be continued”
“if YOU were Ms Indonesia, what would you say?”

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3 Responses to “Miss Universe Contest”

  1. 21win Says:

    aku boleh ikutan kontes mis universe gak???

    …. peeeenggeeennnn…… pengen liat ratusan bikini girls melenggang lenggok.

  2. Adi Arifin Says:

    Wah kalo 21win serius mau ikutan, artinya musti beli bikini dong. Ato ada koleksi tersembunyi?

  3. admin Says:

    Waduh….bisa buyar tuh contest! :-)

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